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This is the page thats gonna have quotes and sayings that I find all over the place. I apologize if there are some repeated ones.
I once dreamed of being taken into a tree by a squirrel does that make me a nut
*God made plastic god made glass god made me with a really nice ass
"I don't discriminate...i hate everyone"
I'd hate stupid people, but it's hard to hate the world
If confusion is the first step to knowledge u must be a genius
"I tried to see things from your point of view, but i couldn't shove my head that far up my ass."
"The world is beautiful, but has a disease called Man."
Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families
-True love burns the brightest...but the brightest flame leaves the deepest scar
To love someone is nothing. To be loved is something. To be loved by the one you love is everything*
I Hope Life Isnt One Big Joke because I Dont Get It.
Somewhere There Is Someone Who Dreams Of Your Smile, Someone Who Finds Your presence So
Worth While, So When You Are Lonely Remember This Someone Somewhere Is Thinking Of You...
Life Without You Is Like A Broken Pencil, Completely Pointless
Have You Ever Hated Somebody So Much, That You Wish They Would Just Leave And Never Come
Back, But Yet Loved Them So Much, You Knew Youd Die If They Did?
All Though You May Not Love Me, All Though You May Not Care, If You Ever Need Me, Ill Always Be Here'
I Dont Worship The Devil, The Devil Worships Me
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
I'm not weird; I'm gifted
I think the world would be a much better place if those kids would just give the silly rabbit his Trix!
I'm going to live forever, or die trying
Life was much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties
Don't like my attitude call 1800-KISSMYASS
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS
Life without danger is a waste of oxygen
Life in a vacuum sucks
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Im nobody, nobody is perfect; therefore I'm perfect.
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy..
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them
Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane
Me, Ambivalent? Well, yes and no
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country
I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
Smile, everyone loves a moron
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please!.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
Drunk!...naught me - I'm Serfectly Pober Occifer!
You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person!
Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog--ahhhhhhhhhh.
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse behind.
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Scixelsyd Etinu. [Read Backwards]
Confusion: A hungry baby in a topless bar.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap!
You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking!
"F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!"
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"
(for paranoid people) "It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.".
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.".
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the floor and missing.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!
When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing?
suicide hotline...please hold
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
(sign outside of a repair shop)WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Maybe this world is another planet's hell
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth?
My family puts the "fun" back in dysFUNctional
I'm not crazy; I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.
There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking.
You laugh because im different i laugh because you're all the same
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...
Heaven won't have me and hells afraid Ill take over!
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day .
Why be normal?
Mean people suck!!
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
Do i look like a freakin' People Person?
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
How may i ignore you today?
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not
Boy's lie
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss is not a kiss without some tongue if you kiss me dont be sassy, use ur tongue and make it nasty
Do u eat Lucky Charms?! cuz you look magically delicious!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...but if the doctor is cute...screw the fruit!
i can resist everything except temptation.
Boys r like cleanex......... soft strong and disposable!
SPANK ME!
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.
Stoners Live And Stoners Die, But In The End We All Get High, So If In Life You Don't Succeed, Just Fuck It All And Smoke Some Weed?
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, God Made Me Beautiful What Happened To You?
Roses R Red, Violets R Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, And So R U, But The Roses R Wilting, The Violets R Dead, The Sugar Bowl Is Empty, And So Is Ur Head!
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, The Softer The Bed, The Better The Screw.
I Know You Want It, But Dont Bother To Try Cuz I'm Just Gonna Flaunt It, I'm Gonna Make You Cry So Just When You Think Im Coming Your Way, Look Out Baby Its Not Ur Day
Warning About My Friend Stan He Broke My Heart, And I Broke His Jaw (Sum-Thin To Think About)
Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust, Life's Short So Party We Must!
Sex Is Evil, Evil Is Sin, Sin Is Forgiven, So Sex Is In
Men - Read Before Proceeding...
1. Please Don't Talk To Our Breasts, You Won't Be Meeting Them.
2. If You Want To Control Someone, Sleep W/Your Remote.
3. 51% Goddess 41% Bitch
4.Our Sexual Preference Is - Hell Yeah!
5. Our Bodies Are Temples Now Get Down On Your Knees And Pray. 6. It's Not The Size That Counts Oh Wait! Size Does Count!
7.Remember You Horny Piece Of Shit- Girls Are Made Of Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice!
8. Men Are Like Hardwood Floors, Lay Them Right The First Time, And Then You Can Walk All Over Them Forever.
9. Save Your Breath For Your Inflatable Date.
Im A Bitch And I Got Class, Mess With Me And I'll Kick Your Ass. So For All You Hoes That Think You're Cool, Just Remember Bitches Rule!
Remember, When Someone Annoys You It Takes 42 Muscles In Your Face To Frown But It Only Takes 4 Muscles To Extend Your Arm And Bitch-Slap The Motherfucker Upside The Head...
Dream As If You'll Live Forever Live As If You'll Die Tomorrow.
Reality Is Wrong. Dreams Are For Real
Love Is Stronger Than Pride, So When You Love Someone, Tell Them And Never Let Go
Love Is Like A Rosebud, It Can Blossom Full, Or It Can Die Softly
Don't Worry, Just Because You Aren't
As Special As
I Am Doesn't Mean I Don't Love You
Born To Shop Forced To Go To School!
God Made Coke God Made Pepsi God Made
Justin So Damn Sexy
God Mad Mud,
God Made Dirt,
God Made Guyz
So Gurlz Could Flirt
Don't Look At Me Like I'm Evil! Evil Shouldnt Look This Good
I'm A Princess,
I Live In The Clouds,
If You Wanna Kick It With Me
You Better Bow Down,
So Get On Your Knees And
Call Me Your Highness
Cuz You Best Believe That
I Am The Finest
I'm Not Short; I'm Vertically Challenged
If You Love Me Let Me Know, If You Don't Let Me Go
Friendship Is Forever And Never Does It Die. True Friends Stay Together
And Never Say Goodbye
If You Die Before Me Ask If You Could Bring A Friend Along
God Created Men First Because You
Always Make Rough Drafts Before A Masterpiece
If Youre Nice You Can Call Me Sweetie,
If Youre Sweet You Can Call Me Hunny,
But If Youre Hot You Can Call Me Tonight
Some Girls Are Nice,
Some Girls Are Bad,
But I Come In Both Flavors;
I'm The Best Youve Ever
Had
Why Is It That The Only Person
Who Can Stop Me Crying Is The One
Who Is
Making Me Cry
Its Hard To Answer The Question Whats Wrong When
Nothings Right
Mirrors Dont Talk And Lucky For you They Don't Laugh Either
Sweet By Light, Naughty By Night, Angel From Above, Hottie You Want To Love
We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About
What Doesnt Kill Me Only Makes Me Stronger
The Sun Is The Sun. The Grass Is The Grass And You My Friend Can Kiss My Ass.
You Don't Love A Man Cuz He's Hot He's Hot Cuz U Love Him.
I May Not Get To See U As Often As I'd Like I May Not Get To Hold U All Through The Night But Deep Inside My Heart I Know That It Is True Know Matter What I Do I Will Always Be In Love With U
I Wrote Ur Name In The Sand And The Waves Washed It Away. I Wrote Ur Name In My Heart And Their It Is To Stay.
I Ran Up The Door, Closed The Stairs, Said My Pajamas Put On My Prayers, Turned Off My Bed And Jumped Into The Light, All Because U Kissed Me Goodnight
Should I Smile Cuz Ur My Friend Or Cry...Cuz That Is All We'll Ever Be.
No Guy Is Worth Ur Tears & When U Find One That Is ... He Won't Make U Cry.
Sometimes I Wish I Was Still A Kid Again ... Skinned Knees R Easier To Fix Then Broken Hearts.
Guys R Like Stars There Are Millions Of Them And They All Want U.
I Wasn't Kissing Him I Was Whispering In His Mouth.
Do U Believe In Love @ First Sight...Or Do I Have 2 Walk By U Again?
Guyz R Like Toilettes They're Either Occupied Or Full Of Shit!
I'm On The Outside And I'm Lookin In. I Can See Threw U And See Ur True Colors. And Inside Ur Ugly ...Ugly Like Someone I Know...
Before U Criticize Someone Walk A Mile In Their Shoes...That Way, When You Criticize Them, You're A Mile Away From Them...And You Have Their Shoes
I Make Love Not War
On The Bed Not The Floor
Sex Is Kinky I Want More
Just Cos I M A Whore!
I'm A Genie In A Bottle And You're A Tramp In A Lamp
I Have A Dilemma- Heaven Won't Take Me And Hells Afraid I'll Take Over
I'm Not Inconsiderate- I Honestly Don't Give A Shit!
Loved By Some, Hated By Many, Envied By Most, Yet Wanted By Plenty!
I'm Sexy, I'm Cute, I'm Popular To Boot, Bitchin', Great Hair, The Boys All Love To Stare, I'm Wanted, I'm Hot, I'm Everything Your Not, I'm Pretty, I'm Cool, I Dominate This School!
I'm Sweet As Heaven, Hot As Hell, I'm The Finest Girl, As You Can Tell!
Guys Are Like Lava Lamps. Good To Look At, But Not Very Bright
Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted, The Only Kisses Are Kisses Tasted. They Spread Germs And Germs Are Hated, So Kiss Me Baby, I'm Vaccinated
"If You Love Somebody, Let Them Go. If They Return, They Were Always Yours. If They Don't, They Never Were."
Sex On Television Doesn't Hurt You...Unless You Fall Off."
"A Peach Is A Peach
A Plum Is A Plum
A Kiss Isn't A Kiss
With Out Some Tongue
So Open Your Mouth
And Close Your Eyes
And Give Your Tongue
Some Exercise."
Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But Leather Chains Excite Me"
"I've Got GUCCI Style
And ARMANI Class
I'm Da DKNY Shit
So Kiss My PRADA Ass!!!"
"Sex Is Not The Answer. It Is The Question. The Answer Is Yes"
"Sex, Drugs, Rock And Roll, Speed, Weed, Birth Control, Life's A Bitch, Then U Die Hang With Me, We'll All Get High, Drink A Keg, Smoke A Bowl, Blow The World And Get Driven Home.
For All U Peeps That Think Your Cool,
Well Kiss My Ass Cuz Stoners Rule"
"Loves A Sensation Caused By A Temptation, A Guy Sticks His Location In A Gurls Destination, To Increase The Population, To The Next Generation, Do U Understand My Explanation Or Do U Need A Demonstration"
Love Is Rare...Life Is Strange...Nothing Lasts...People Change"
East To The Sea
West To The Land
Death To The Bitch
Who Touches My Man
If U Love Me Like U Told Me
Please B Careful With My Heart
U Can Take It
Jus Don't Break It
Cos My World Will Fall Apart
Sometimes U Say The Smallest Thing Or Smile An It Makes My Entire Day Better
I Look Like An Angel , And , Act Like 1 2 But U Never Do No What This Angel Mite Do !
I Dropped A Tear In The Ocean The Day I Find It Is The Day I Stop Lovin U
See Me Stand, See Me Fall,
Hold My Hand, Keep Me Tall,
Lock Your Eyes, In2 My Heart,
No good-byes, Dont Eva Part!
I Don't Know What I Want & I Don't Know What To Do,
But Every Time I Close My Eyes, I Can't Help But Think Of U
If U Asked Me To Blink Every Time I Thought Of U,
I Might As Well Keep My Eyes Closed.
The Shortest Word I Know Is I
The Sweetest Word I Know Is Love
& The Only One For Me Is U
Once Upon A Time, Something Happened To Me, It Was The Sweetest Thing, That Ever Could Be, It Was A Fantasy, A Dream Come True, It Was The Day I Met You
Hearts Are Often Broken When Words Go Unspoken
The Most Beautiful Place To Be Is In Love.
We May Fight And We May Cry
But My Love For You Will Neva Die
I'LL Care For You Til Da End
Because You're My Bestest Friend!
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream
Until There Was You...
I Cried Myself To Sleep
While I Had You...
I Fell Asleep W/ A Gentle Smile On My Face
Before I Lost You...
I Worried Myself To Sleep
Now That I Have You Back...
Even In My Dreams I'm Not Letting Go
God Made Coffee
God Made Tea,
God Made Justin
Just For Me
Each Minute I Spend Wit U
Brightens My Smile
Every Word U Speak
Makes My Life More Worth While
Every Kiss We Have Ill Cherish 4eva
Have U Ever Loved Someone So Much It Made You Cry?
Have U Ever Loved Someone So Much U Thought U'd Die?
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, If U Don't Know It Justin I Luv You
Last Night I Looked Up At The Stars And Matched Each One With A Reason Why I Love You I Was Doing Great, But Then I Ran Out Of Stars
I Will Love You,
Yet To Love You Makes Me Cry,
So Forever I Will Love You
And I'll cry until I die
Be All That You Can Be
SMILE----It Scares The Shit Outta People!
See My Halo?
Bright And Shiny?
Mess With Me
And I'll Kick Your Hiney!
"When You Love Someone, Put Their Name Inside A Circle, Not A Heart; Because Hearts Can Be Broken But Circles Go On Forever."
When You Were Born, You Were Crying And Everyone Around You Was Smiling. Live Your Life So That When You Die, You're The One Who Is Smiling And Everyone Around You Is Crying
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools
Mr. Bigglesworth Is My Electronic Cat. When I Get Angry, Mr. Bigglesworth Gets Upset. And When Mr. Bigglesworth Gets Upset... People Die!
Guys Are Like Slinkies. It's Always Fun To Watch Them Fall Down The
Stairs!
Growing Old May Be Mandatory...But Growing Up Is Not
There Is No "I" In S-L-U-T, But There Is A "U"!
There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing... Which Direction We Are Going... There's No Knowing Where We're Rowing... Or Which Way The River's Flowing. Is It Raining? Is It Snowing? Is A Hurricane A-Blowing? Not A Speck Of Light Is Showing So The Danger Must Be Growing. Are The Fires Of Hell A-Glowing? Yes, The Danger Must Be Growing 'Cause The Rowers Keep On Rowing. And They're Certainly Not Showing Any Signs That They Are Slowing!
I Wanted To Kill The Sexiest Person Alive, But Then I Realized...Oh Yeah! Suicide Is A Crime
I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Enjoy Every Minute Of It
Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large
Groups
No One Dies A Virgin Everyone Gets Screwed By Life!
You Don't Want To Tick Me Off Because Im Running Out Of Places To Bury The Bodies."
What Goes Around Usually Gets Dizzy And Falls Over"
I'm A Cutie Wit A Bootie!
I'm A Hottie Wit A Body!
And, Im A Hunny Wit Some Money!
Cheerleaders Are Happy,
Happiness Sucks.
Cheerleaders Clap,
They Look Like Ducks. They Think Theyre All That And A Bag Of Chips
But Really Theyre A Bunch Of Ditz!
Im Not A Bitch, Im The Bitch And Thats Miss Bitch To You. So You Better Say It With A Smile.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy. A bird can kiss a butterfly. The rising sun can kiss the grass but you my friend can kiss my ass!
Im not a bad girl just a good girl that does bad things.
Screw twizzlers. Ill make your mouth happy.
B is for beautiful, I is for intelligent, T is for talented, C is for charming and H is for how hard Im going to hit you for calling me a bitch!
Im 98% beautiful and 2% crazy. Or is it the other way around?
Whoever said that money cant buy happiness hasnt been shopping at the right malls.
Why go to high school when you can go to school high.
You know youre gay if you dont wanna be with me.
A good girl is hard to find and a bad girl is hard to resist.
Allow me to introduce my selves. Sarcasm is just one of the many services we offer
You say Im a bitch like its a bad thing
I Hope Life Isn't A Big Joke Because I Just Don't Get It
Im actually quite pleasant, until I awake
Life's a bowl of shit and we're all forced to take a big fucking spoonful of it!
Princess today...Goddess tomorrow
Thank You My Friend For Just Being You, For Just Being There When I Need You, For Giving And Giving Without A Reprieve, For Giving Me Someone To Trust And Believe, You Gave Me Ur Shoulder, Ur Ear, Ur Heart, And By This U Kept Me From Falling Apart, You Shared With Me Some Of Ur Wisdom And Mirth, You Made Me Feel Like I Was Someone Of Worth, Because U Were There I Will Always B Grateful And Because You My Friend I Will Always Be Thankful!
I'm Not Supposed To Love You, I'm Not Supposed To Care, I'm Not Supposed To Live My Life, Wishing You Were There. I'm Not Supposed To Wonder Where You Are Or What You Do, I'm Sorry I Just Can't Help Myself, I Fell In Love With You!
Some Call It Xtc.... Some Call It Destiny... Some Call It Meant To Be But I Just Call It You And Me.
If U Achieve The Goal Of Gettin Me Consider Urself Blessed
Pimpin-Drinkin-Guys N Sex
Speed-Weed-Clubs N X
Life's A Bitch N Then U Die
So Fuck The World N Letz All Get High
Im Frustrated Cuz I Cant Tell If Its Real
Mad Cuz I Dunno How U Feel
Upset Cuz We Cant Make Things Rite.
Sad Cuz I Need U Day N Nite
Angry Cuz U Won't Take My Hand
Cryin Cuz U Don't Understand
Hurt Cuz Were Not "Together"
But Remember Ill Love U Forever
Sexy Glancez..Private Dancez...
Dirty Questionz...Nasty Answerz
Dancin Is The Vertical Expression Of A Horizontal Desire..
So When U Wanna Dance
Promise To Keep Me Warm All Thru The Nite
Promise To Make Everything Rite
Promise To Make My Dreamz Come True
Nevermind Im Already Wit U
Weed Is A Seed That Comez From The Ground
If God Didn't Want It. It Wouldn't Be Round
So To All U Bitchz That Don't Get High
Shut The Fuck Up And Give It A Try
I Resort To Violence
My Bitchz Move In Silence
Like U Dunno What Our Style Is
Us Evil Bitchz The Wildest
I Wish I Had The Gutz To Walk Away From U...
But I Dont Cuz Im Afraid U Won't Come After Me
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck A Duck
Screw A Kangaroo
Gang Bang An Orangutan
An Orgy At The Zoo
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck A Duck
Screw A Kangaroo
69 A Porcupine
Damn I love The Zoo
Condoms -
Hotel Room For The Nyte -
Nyte With Merissa -Priceless
I Wanna Be The Face U See When U Close Ur Eyez
I Wanna Be The Touch U Need Every Single Nite
I Wanna Be Ur Fantasy And Ur Reality
And Everything In Between
I Want U To Need Me
Smoke A Smoke
Not A Butt
Fuck A Virgin
Not A Slut
In Two Minutez I Can Make U Cum
Double Ur Pleasure
Like That Doublemint Gum
Fuck Is Cool
Fuck Is Fun-E
Alot Of People Fuck For Mun-E
If U Dont Think Fuck Is Fun-E
Fuck Urself And Save The Mun-E!
Every Freakin Nite
And Every Freakin Day
I Wanna Freak U Baby
In Every Freakin Way
Sex Is A Killer Wanna Die Happy
East To West...North To South
But
My Best Direction Is Mouth To Mouth
When Life Hands U Lemons Make Lemonade, But
When Life Hands U Limes Ask For A Bottle Of Tequila And Salt
We Had A Party Last Nite. U Didn't Cum...But Ur Boyfriend Did...Twice
...The Insanity Beginz Here...
Tell Ur Pants Itz Not Nice To Point
The Optimist Sees The Glass As Half Full
The Pessimist Sees The Glass As Half Empty
I Just Wanna Know Who The Hell Drank My Juice
U Told Ur Friends I Was A Trick I Told Mine U Had A Weak Dick
Sex Is Like Poker
If U Dont Have A Good Partner Then U Better Have A Good Hand
Bar Lite Bar Brite First Drink I Drink Tonite
I Wish I May I Wish I Might Remember What I Do Tonite
Roll, Roll, Roll A Joint And Pass It Down The Line
Take A Toke And Hold The Smoke And Blow Ur Fuckin Mind
Eat Me Beat Me Bite Me Blow Me
Suck Me Fuck Me Very Slowly
If U Kiss Me Dont Be Sassy
Use Ur Tongue And Make It Nasty
Diamond Ring - $1,000
Bang Bang Outfit
Victoria's Secret Bra -
.. Look On Your Face When I Turn Your Ass Down.
$-Priceless-$
If Ur Naughty Go 2 Ur Room..
If U Wanna Be Naughty, Go 2 Mine
I Love You Not For What You Are But For What I Am When Im With You
If You Need A Nickel I'll Give You A Dime If You Need A Man Bitch Don't Fuck With Mine
Heavenly Father, Full Of Grace, Bless My Prince's Sexy Face, Bless His Hair That Grows So Straight, And Keep Him From
The Girls I Hate. 'Cause Lord Him And I Go 2-Gether Great! ~
I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault, I Said I Was Blaming You!
When 2002 Has Graduated And Gone 2003 Will Party On 2004 Will Think Their Cool But 2005 Will Always Rule!
Ur The One Who Broke My Heart
Ur The Reason My World Fell Apart
Itz Guyz Like U That Make Me Cry
Yet I Still Luv U But I Dont Know Y
I May Be Drunk But In The Mornin I Will Be Sober And You Will Still Be Ugly
If I Could Be Anything I Would Be Your Tear, So I Could Be Born In Your Eye, Live Down Your Cheek And Die On Your Lips
Princess Not Just A Word, An Attitude
Sweet Like Candy Hot Like Fire Im A Perfect Little Angel For You To Desire
I Wish I Had The Guts To Walk Away And Forget About What We Had. But I Cant Because I Know You Wont Come After Me And I Guess Thats What Hurts The Most.
Why Does He Do This? The Silence Is Breaking My Heart. I Think I Would Be In Less Pain If He Would Just Tell Me Straight Up That He Does Not Have The Feelings For Me That I Have For Him. And If He Does Have The Same Feelings Why Can't He Expresses Them? I Know For A Fact He Has Before. He Used To Tell Me How Felt No Matter How Important Or Painful Or Secret. I Can Feel It He Is Finally Losing Interest In Me
Don't Say I Luv U Unless U Really Mean It Cuz I Might Go Do Something Stupid Like Go On And Believe It!!!
If A Hug Represented How Much I Love You, I'd Hold U In My Arms Forever
I'm Too Scared Because Every Guy I've Ever Cared About In The Past Has Hurt Me...And I've Never Cared About Anyone This Much, So You Could Hurt Me A Million Times Worse So I Shouldnt Give Anyone My Heart, It Can't Get Broken That Way, I Just Need To Protect It
Tell Me How To Win Ur Heart For I Haven't Got A Clue But Let Me Start By Say'n I Luv U
A Milli0n Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, Because I've Tried. Neither Would A Million Tears. I Know, Because I've Cried
One Day You'll Think Of Me As I Thought Of U, One Day You'll Cry For Me As I Cried For You, One Day You'll Love Me As I Loved U, One
Day You'll Want Me And I Won't Want You...(That's A Lie I'll Always Love And Want You)
Party Hardy, Friends 4ever, Dance All Night, We'll Be 2gether,Be Glad That We Are Alive!!, Hey- We're The Class Of 2005
Never Say I Love You
If You Don't Really Care,
Never Talk Bout Feelings
If They Aren't Really There.
Never Hold My Hand
If You Are Going To Break My Heart,
Never Say You Are Going To
If You Don't Plan To Start.
Never Look Into My Eyes
If All You Do Is Lie,
Never Say Hello
If You Really Mean Goodbye.
If You Really Mean Forever
Then Say That You Will Try,
Never Say Forever
Cause Forever Makes Me Cry
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him away from all other girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Put his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fuck
And if my mom happened to walk in Bless the shit
I'd be in.
I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault, I Said I Was Blaming You!
When 2002 Has Graduated And Gone 2003 Will Party On 2004 Will Think Their Cool But 2005 Will Always Rule!
Listen to the mustn'ts, child, Listen to the won'ts, Listen to the shouldn'ts, The immpossibles, the don'ts, Listen to the never haves, Listen close to me anything can happen, child, anything can be
So You're The Bitch That Told The Bitch That I Was A Bitch Well Listen Bitch It Takes A Bitch To Call A Bitch...
BITCH!
Find A Cheerleader And Saw Her Legs Off!
Britney May Be Your Anti-Drug But She Led Me To Drugs!
Proud Pervert
Roses Smell Good Yet They Die, I Will Be Truthful Unless U Lie
-You Can Say I'm Crazy -Yes Its True- I'm Crazy Bout One Thing- And Thats You-
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Sugar Is Sweet And So Are You,
But The Roses Are Wilting,
The Violets Are Dead
The Sugar Bowls Empty And So Is Your Head
Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
*U See, U Like, U Try, U Fail...-Meanwhile-...I See, I Like, I Want, I Get!
*Spiteful Words Hurt Ur Feelings But Silence Breaks Ur Heart*
*Don't Play Stupid With Me - I'm Better At It!
*Reality Is A Great Place To Visit, But I Wouldn't Really Wanna Live There
*I'm Not A Complete Idiot, Some Parts Are Missing
"Teamwork Is Essential-It Allows You To Blame Someone Else."
*I'm Not Weird, I'm Gifted!
*Why Be Normal?
No One Can Tell Me What To Do
Its My Life N I'll Screw It Up My Way
Little Miss TROUBLE
I'm Busy...Your Ugly...Good Bye!
I Don't Belong To You So DON'T Look At Me
I'm Not Looking At You... I'm Looking At Your Friend
Shut UP Brain!
IS It THAT Time OF The MONTH Again?!
cant Sleep.....Clowns Will Eat Me
Guns Dont Kill People...
Its Just Them Damn Bullets!
If You're Naughty Go To Your Room..
If You Want To Be Naughty, Go To Mine
Seriously Im Not High, I Just Woke Up This Way!!
Laziness Is Nothing More Than The Habit Of Resting Before You Get Tired
Smile It Scares People!
It's funny until someone gets hurt; then it's hilarious
Drink triple
See double
Act single
Da Bitch Looks Me Up & Down Yet
She Got Nuttin To Say
Dat Is Of Course Until I Walk Away
Wen Ya With Ya Friendz Go Ahead & Act All Slick
Do Me A Fava & Call Me Wen Ya Grow A Dick
*Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep,
A Bottle Of Vodka By My Feet,
If I Die Before I Wake,
Tell My Girls I Drank It Straight*
Face Stay Pretty Wit Lipglosz & Liner
Men Be Askin My Age
Im Lyke Chill Im Only A Minor
*Want Proof That Dreamz Dont Come Tru?
* . . Wherez Me & Yoo? . . *
::In A Relationship I Only Want 3 Thingz::
-Eyez That Wont Cry-
-Lipz That Wont Lie-
-& A Luv That Wont Die-
Armed N Dangerous
Aint 2 Many Can Bang Wit Us
Straight Up Weed No Angel Dust
Label Us Notorious
Dont Judge Me By Wut U Hear
But By Wut U No
If U Dont I Jus Consider U Another Two Faced Ho
Few Will Enta
Many Will Glance
But Do U Honestly Think
Dat U Gotta Chance
Love Isn't Who You Can See Yourself With...It's Who You Can't See Yourself Without...
Roses R Red, Violets R Blue...U Actually Thought I Cried Over U...Well Wrong Cuz I
Had Another Boo! Those Games U Played I Played them 2..So Go Ahead And Laugh Cuz The
Jokes On U!
A Girl Is Much More
Than She Seems
Not A Toy By Any Means
Underneath Make-Up And Hair
There’s A Sign That Says
Handle With Care
Mah Ladiez
I Luv Um
..Place Nuthin Above Um..
.•* ...I Can’t Make
*•. Cherries Pop,
.•* But
*•. I Can
Make Banana’s Cream...
»¦«*Born 2 Tease*»¦«
»¦«*Taught 2 Pleaze*»¦«
Fuck You Hater And Fuck What U Heard
Cuz Guess What Bitch
Actions Speak Louder Then Words
Studying Me From Head To Toe
Jus Cuz Im Fuckin Sexy
Dun Mean Im A Ho
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemmingway
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
* Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're
sober.
* William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
his fools.
* Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to
keep your mouth shut.
* Ernest Hemingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
* Dean Martin
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
* Anonymous
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as
drink.
* G.K. Chesterton
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
* Catherine Zandonella
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself
a pleasure.
* Ambrose Bierce
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
* Anonymous
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that
truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.
* Ross Levy
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her.
* W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
* W.C. Fields
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
* Anonymous
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
* David Daye
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
* Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
* Henny Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of
the time and have the time of your life.
* Michelle Mastrolacasa
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
* Tom Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
* Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
* Brian O'Rourke
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need a beer.
* Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
taken out of me.
* Winston Churchill
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol
than alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer. --Plato
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer,
I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep Thought, Jack Handy
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with his fools. --For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me
- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson
My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
College Is Just One Big Party, With a ,000 Cover Charge
Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen
I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.
As I let go of my feelings of guilt,
I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.
I have the power to channel my imagination
into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
Today, I will gladly share my experience and advice,
for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."
I need not suffer in silence while I can still
moan, whimper and complain.
As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me,
they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.
I assume full responsibility for my actions,
except the ones that are someone else's fault.
I honor my personality flaws,
for without them I would have no personality at all.
Joan of Arc heard voices too.
When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit.
But not nearly as gratifying.
The first step is to say nice things about myself.
The second, to do nice things for myself.
The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.
Who can I blame for my own problems?
Give me just a minute... I'll find someone.
I will find humour in my everyday life by looking for people
I can laugh at.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Drink until she's cute, but stop before the wedding
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
Don't hit a man with glasses.....Use your fist
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes
When everything's going your way, you're driving in the wrong lane
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
Excuses and opinions are like butts everyone's got 'em and they all stink.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot
be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the statue.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I will gladly share my experience and advice,
for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."
As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me,
they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Hope that it is not your sole purpose in life to
simply serve as a warning to others.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
If you lend someone £20, and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
Spotted on the back of a Tee shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me running, try to keep up."
You have the right to remain silent anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do
"Practice"?
Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naive spelled backwards?
Think about it.....
The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence,
but it still has to be mowed.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up
.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
"I'm not evil, I'm just good looking!"
When they say the sun sucks, go yeah, fuck the sun, I fucking hate it too, long live the fucking beast
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